It's time I cleared up some information surrounding recent events.

Q: Are you really doing my mom?

yes i am doing her as we speak. we are having raucous sex. absolutely rambunctious.

Q: I'm confused. When did you two meet?

none of ur business. now go back to ur room sweetie

Q: When will you stop doing my mom?

what sorta question is that. fucking never. fuck you

Q: But Marina, I don't HAVE a mom!

if u dont have a mom, my agents will be getting in contact with your next closest relatives.

Q: I have two moms. What does this mean for me?

both moms are currently being addressed in a decidedly inorderly and loud fashion.

Q: I have three or more moms. What does THIS mean for me?

its not a fucking contest. u know its funny how u say that u "HAVE" these moms when like. can u see them rn? no. its bc theyre all with me. in what capacity do u even remotely think u """have""" them? stop trying.

Q. Marina, I don't think I'm comfortable with you fucking my mom(s).

ok well. thats fine bc nobody was asking u to join. lol.

Q. I think you fucked my dad by accident.

accident?

Q. I'm switching moms soon. What should I do?

feel free to contact me regarding a change in moms and ill make sure all this is sorted

Q. What do you define as a mom?

stop asking questions and bring us the lube, lube-bringer

Q. Can you guys stop being so loud? I'm on the phone with my therapist.

ur gonna have to raise ur voice darling i cant hear u

Q. I have a mom but she isn't being fucked. Is there an issue with the system?

she told u that? interesting.

thanks for sticking with me despite everything guys <<33

love, marina